Why did you help Viper kill my father?

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Logan then goes to find a motorcycle and heads for the Yashida clan's home village. There, he quickly notices that something is wrong: the villagers are returning to their homes, frightened, while on the rooftops, shadows are stirring: ninjas! The clan that protects the Yashida home! Wolverine sneers because he knows the eternal rule of bad cinema: a lone ninja is formidable. A ninja within a group of ninjas is just cannon fodder that's easy to beat up.

And indeed, the overtrained ninjas turn out to be big idiots.

Logan then slaps a good number of them, then decides to try to gallop to Yashida Castle. Except that, no luck, the ninjas have arrows with ropes, which they shoot at his back to try to hold him back: after a good thirty, indeed, Wolverine starts to have trouble moving forward with 30 cables and twice as many ninjas to drag behind him. The attentive viewer will notice that most of the cables are not taut, because once again, at 80 million dollars, it was not easy to think of it. So the ninjas are probably shooting at nothing. "  Mmgnnnn fuuufg gnnhh! ". Yes, yes, I know.

This doesn't stop our hero from being grumpy, especially when Bob, being the good ninja leader, shoots him in the back with a poisoned arrow to calm him down. There's a noise like "  Greeeee  " followed by the collapse of our hero, who needs a little time to recover from this kind of bacteriological attack.

From the fortress, Pipounette, like a good prisoner princess, watched with emotion as her whatsapp number list new lover found himself in a sort of bad remake of Moby Dick (at the same time, we know the Japanese passion for whaling), and so turns to Bob when he returns to the castle.

"Boooob! Why did you betray my clan? Why did you kidnap me? Why did your ninjas kill our security guards? Why are they attacking my friend Logan?"
– Come on, I'm your childhood friend, trust me.
– I'm telling you again about the part where you participate in my father's death, you know, the one who died in two different scenes?
– Hmmm. Well, I'll tell you everything: I still obey the Yashida clan, you'll soon understand. It's the clan that wanted me to bring you here and kill your father. The clan that wanted us to use you to lure Logan here. As for Viper, she's a mercenary, certainly deceitful, but she's currently serving our interests.
– I don't understand! You should help me! You and your army of hundreds of ninjas that we just saw and that we see standing guard behind my back!
– You mean the ninja army that we won't see again in the film from the current shot of my face?
– Oh yes, they've disappeared! But how?
– They are ninjas.
– In the meantime, would you be willing to change sides and obey me?
- No.
– What if I give you a kiss?
- Come on, okay.